Sensizzling Sexy Hawt

February 22, 2009 - Chapter XVI: Random Things Happen

Since the last time I wrote, the denizens of June ~~became cannibals~~ did some questionable things.

I decided to clear out my storage (again) by ~~blowing up~~ upgrading all my items.
It sure got rid of all those Falchion[4] and Stiletto[3].

[This happened once.]

In other news, anyone want to buy +8 Stiletto [3]? In bulk?

We went to Thors for some reason...

[This happened a lot.]

After some ~~setbacks~~ smashing successes, Loz decided he wanted to try something ~~less prone to horrible stabbity death~~ new and unexpected. This required him to learn Turn Undead on his rogue.
I obliged.

[He didn't drop anything good though.]

After savoring the taste of victory, I sent him on his way, and returned to town.
I noticed an ~~odd~~ regular, for juno person streaking off into the distance.

[Why am I hungry now?]

There was some epic hat stacking...

[Needless to say, this was terrifying.]

[I disavow all responsibility for this image.]

[Chilling out, maaaan.]

[Half pirate... half robot... half flower...]

After acting like a ~~jerk~~ the suave and cunning man that I am, Dessa and I decided to relive the ~~depression~~ good times in Sohees.

[Poring Powers! Activate!!]

I used my ~~failstab~~ leet Spear Stab skillz0rs to poke all the Mandragoras onto one tile.
Needless to say, since Dessa was on her Izzybelly Dancer, it looked naughty.