now the water's taller than me, and the land is a marker line
all i am is a body adrift in water, salt, and sky

omg cliff STOP
STOP CREEPING
(p.s. hi kim)

dia finally got her hunter's cap due to an epic roleplay scheme devised and brilliantly executed by seanfoo.

fffffffff gd i want a girl pally so badddddd :F

WHAT
IS
THIS

i'm actually happy about this, because i needed one anyway!  i wish it was a whisper card, because i need one for my undershirt, but this is good, too, because i want to make an evil pantie.  hooray!

omg eman appeared out of the eaves yesterday and i thought he was mad at me.  like we haven't talked in FOREVERRRR and whenever i don't talk to someone in a while i convince myself that they hate me.  and i'm like OKAYYYYY WELL ... BRB CRYING 4EVA.  but apparently he's not mad at me and he forgot val existed (sorry, val) and he might play again with the merge!  so i have to gather up all his gear from my accounts...oh god.  I'M GLAD I MADE A LIST. D:

ok nobody likes autotune the news as much as i do.  I'VE BEEN LISTENING TO THEM ON REPEAT ALMOST EXCLUSIVELY for the past 2 or 3 days, taking occasional breaks to listen to frightened rabbit, which makes me sooooo happy.  i just found out about the winter of mixed drinks last night and i am loving it.


i think this is my favorite autotune the news.  UGH IDK because the michael jackson one is sooo good, and so is the pirates/drugs/gay marriage one.  AND AFGHAN FRIENDSHIP OH MY GOD.  the spa regulation one makes me laugh sf hard too...omg i'm dying thinking about all of these I HAVE TO WATCH THEM AGAIN.  GOOOOOD BLESS AMERICA GOOOOOOOOOOOOD BLESS AMERICA~

dia's hunter ran out of arrows, so we ran back to town and got some random sniper to craft the last of dia's gills for us.  dia brought them back to thor and dropped them but there were too many for either the hunter or scholar to pick up, and a magmaring was SLOOOOOOWLYYYY rolling towards them.  i screamed MAGMARING on vent and i guess this screenshot is a pretty good rendition of what i sounded like...

aaaand we got her hunter from 86 to 94 yesterday!  i don't really have anything to level during the event since all my boys are on loki with hardly any gear, so this is a good opportunity for us to try to get dia's hunter to 99.  omg and she can level her sniper with my shitty boy priest whenever he winds up on the same server.  YESSSSSS i'm so excited omgggggomg.

then sean came home and he was on dia's scholar and greg came on vent and he was talking about THE GROSSEST SHIT EVER AND I WAS LIKE OH MY GOD WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO MEEEEEEEEEEEE

MAGMARINGGGGGGG D:<


playing around on valk and collecting bots, ahahaha.

I'M GLAD THIS HAPPENS WHEN I PLAY ON VALK FOR 15 MINUTES omg wryyy

dia and i went back to thor today and found this after only having killed like 20 bow guardians total...YESSSS.  i brought over a couple zerom cards from loki so we carded it AND WE FINALLY HAVE A NIMBLE ORLEAN'S GLOVE AGAIN OMGGGGGGGGG.  one more pls. q_q

and today her hunter got 96.  yesssss!

and now i'll probably just go do the st. patty's day quest a million more times. (':

swim until you can't see land
swim until you can't see land
swim until you can't see land
are you a man, or are you a bag of sand?