shawty, now, you soundin' so fine
gimme yo numba, we can bump and grind

poor sean. ):  uggggh the afk hat is sooo cuuute.  the others idgaf about BUT I NEED THAT AFK KITTY HAT.

btw HELLO I'M HOME.  i spent 4 full glorious days in new york city!  and parts of another day or two?  idk, my time is all fucked up atm.  i went to the met and fales library WHICH WAS THE COOLEST SHIT EVER--i saw a letter written by george washington, a daguerrotype of edgar allan poe, held like five different versions of the canterbury tales in my bare hands, saw the earliest copy of alice in wonderland and original tenniel illustrations, ran my hands over the raised ink on ancient pages.  amazing.

saw south pacific on broadway and macked on a magnolia cupcake A LA "LAZY SUNDAY."  i accidentally stole a pair of gloves from my friend ophelia, rode the subway alone, and ate french toast in a jersey diner with my friend allyson.  ate indian food for like, the first time ever (amazing, sdlf;sldgkj).  walked around times square with ophelia and tora and drunkenly sang magnetic fields' "the luckiest guy on the lower east side" with my uncles and their friends over one of the most delicious dinners (accompanied by some of the most delicious wine) that i've ever had.

tried to not cry due to how incredibly gorgeous the city is.  watched old movies with my uncles over various dinners (all about eve and the campy auntie mame) i saw klimt's adele bloch-bauer I at neue galerie and ate delicious cake in the museum's café with my uncle.  GD I LOVE HAVING AN UNCLE THAT WORKS IN A MUSEUM because it means you get free admission everywhere.  SO BALLIN'.

basically, it was the best time ever.  i'm still on a kind of high from it all.  but for now, back to ro!

hooray for having money to spend on chaos!  i'm trying to stay awake until midnight so i can sell my ring of resonance 'cause i said it'd end then, but i'm sooooo sleeeeeeeeeeepy (hence ROS updating to kill time).

LOL OH MY GOD metalings are deadly.

okay, so...then it was time to do exp items.  BTW TY SEAN FOR BEING MY SUGAR DADDY.  i was like "hey you sold stuff, now you can buy me things!  ha ha!"  and he's just like "...i did, actually..."  LOL OH.  .....TY.  <3

anywaaaay, i got to peco pecos and realized i was base level 9 and therefore could not do turn-ins.  good job, me!  then i figured, K I'LL JUST KILL PECOPECOS UNTIL I GET MY LEVEL.


but that didn't work out and then i realized i wasn't on tax anyway.  FLSD;FLSDKG WHYYYY.

ty dia ^3^

ooooof course.  another tale of my bad luck: i broke my glasses while i was in ny by FALLING UP A FLIGHT OF STAIRS.  like, i was on the landing in my uncles' house trying to walk up with a bag of groceries and i tripped around the last step into the hallway and into a wall.  FACEFIRST.  LIKE, I HEADBUTTED A WALL LOL IT WAS SO FUCKING BAD and the arm of my glasses snapped on the plastic just in front of the hinge.  so i was visionless for a couple hours while the glue dried.  GODDDDDDDD WHYYY.  then i almost fell down the other flight of stairs in their house like, when i was walking down to get my glasses back LOL.  fucking sld;faslkdgsldf.  so then i had to endure days of jokes at my expense like, "before you come downstairs, make sure you call me so i can escort you..."  OK I'M SORRY I'M CLUMSY AND RETARDED

finally: hello, avialle!  i always liked female paladins better than male ones, but i didn't have slots before... and uggggh, i was so glad this name wasn't taken on chaos.  I LOVE IT SO MUCH.  btw, fun fact: after almost forgetting to tax myself for bills, i FUCKING FORGOT TO TAKE TAX OFF FOR FRILLS SO I'M LIKE A LEVEL 48 CRUSADER.  I AM THE FUCKING WORST, LOL.

o god ok i'm gonna go watch some more southland and revel in the glory that is ryan atwood.  jfc, ben mckenzie--i would hit it so hard.  it's acceptable because google has just informed me that he's half an inch taller than me.  LOOOOOOOOL god why am i a fucking viking giant fml

talkin' about politics all night, leavin' the club in the mornin' light
if we get carried away, we might get gay married today