Baby Girl September 16, 2009

supbb ♥ WoE was awesome, we got a castle which I got to help defend (exciting&happy&feelikeapartoftheaction-ie!!) and we kept our econ...atleast I think we did? idk. I had fun thats all I really care about. saywut? My scholarbb has levels now, just a few more from days chilling in anubies. If I could convince a priest to go with me there I think we could share horrible exp but it would be fun, I think so atleast. I would kill minos, pasanas, mimics, and fire tap anubies for good luck. Me & bf went thar for a little bit and it was coolbeans. I don't have screenshots for me. Combat Arms, oh Combat Arms....but first, tried other free FPS's, nothing comes close to CA. I think I love you, noob. At the same time I hate you, for all your glitchers, hackers, chammers, immaturity, and ...idk. Your shit. I have invested in a Viper mercenary/specialist thing as well, so now I hop around zombie matches with big bouncy boobs of justice which I assume serve as some sort of distraction/hypnotizing mechanism to occupy the minds of zombies while I flee. Her shiny ass could possibly serve the same purpose,  but only further investigations will  determine that. Vipers cannot hold many guns, possibly because they are far too busy holding up big breasts. Viper is well proportioned too, and I am slightly disappointed I don't get to watch her run around during matches. Need more camera angles. Butyah, the only gun I have, which I only have a day, only has 2 rounds of bullets (65 each round) and after that, I am down to my little pistol which takes forever to reload, and I am finally left with my trusty knife. Knifes are good at killing humans and zombies, the trick though is to get close enough to use the knife. I also have smoke bombs, but they server the same purpose as my mercenaries boobs. My weapons are pleasant. The gun itself is nice, it already has a silencer AND a super nice/clear scope! +____+ It just cost real monies (as does getting the item that will allow me to carry a normal amount of weapons), which I am not highly interested in spending but am willing to spend to try new things. I got the mercenary/specialist for a week, the pretty gun for a day, then back to default junk. I have playing cards now and I look forward to transforming common household objects into things I can use for card game peices.If you can guess what I am destined to finally learn how to play I will give you nothing. Guess...! Now!! Go! ..... .............. ........................ ............................... You have failed me. Friday is Megan's Body! blahblah Jennifer's Body. Can't wait can't wait can't wait to see it! I have low expectations, but I still cannot wait to see it with David. xD I want to see Zombieland too since it has promised to be funny and has zombies, if you come over we can totally go to the movies and see it together. :D idk, I'm just talking. :<  When Viper dies she curls into a ball. It is as if she is asleep in a puddle of her own blood. And now my interest has wandered to the moving picture box, for it is King of the Hill time. Good bye. P.S. Hearts, Spades, Bridge, & Poker. I will pick one and run with it. Catch me if you can. :D

Battlefield Hero September 10, 2009

Hi adventurer, I have marvelous misadventures of Sakray to share with you. I saw him. And after a brief chat I went to kill things in OD. Hooray firewall and superquick leveling! LOTS OF GREEN! Lots of things to smoke. Lots, lots of painful summons which were pretty amusing. :] OH, and when the GM was taking monster requests I asked for a Caramel spawn (scholarbb shares their name) and got it! thxGM you made me happy. :] ...that one kept killing us though. :[ THATS MY M.E., YOU SEE IT THERE?! I see it. GMs make for good tanks. I like M.E. and putting it down and walking with it.  OH, and I did sense and shouted the HP left out to people. Sense is cool. Thats Morroc with the Conqueor poring. He is like Conan the Barbarian, except not. I think that poring could beat up Conan. Gazetti's... my scholars mortal enemy. >:| WoE with the GMs was fun. :] They beat on people lots. I didn't get to do the entire thing 'cause I was struggling to get more job levels for scholar (stubbornly would not go to easy places to level). AHMYGOSH, I cannot wait til I have more job levels for my scholar on Chaos! ^O^ It will be fun times. I see red people. We tried out gunslingers which actually turned out to be awesome 8D I was the Bonnie to his Clyde. We tore junk up, and has brought to my attention that gunslingers are fun to play with. Soooooooooooooooo many people! Actually seeing the GMs on and actively interacting with the community (and the rates!) reminded me of playing a p.server. It was warm and comfty. Too many people in too little space. D: I didn't get to do much besides stand thar but I aint complainin', it was nice to see other players whom I had only heard of on forums, to see the GMs interacting with players (and especially the gender confused one ♥), and to see so many other players on and active around me. :] I went to bed in the middle of that event though, for sleepysleepy times had befallen me. The next morning Satan Morroc decided to beat me up with his gang of ghost things and take my lunch monies. Then the servers went down. I wonder if they are back up yet...

Don't Screw This Up September 7, 2009

I kept my word. That's my scholar and one of my pet bunnies from years ago. I leveled scholarbb at Les's (lost on where else to solo at) and after a while David came on his stalker! We kept that up for a few days till what, it gets boring. Chaos bores me because I am never on when anyone else is. Oh, where have I heard that before... It is as if I am in a parallel dimension, hello far away people. Good bye. Good bye. Sad times. idk, it's other shit too. So me&david headed to Valkyrie. That's my sis who is stuck in that guys pecos butt, like the one guy whos head got stuck in an elephants but for like 3 seconds and he totally freaked out and almost suffocated but didn't so is there really a need to say he almost did if he didn't actually? True story. Leveling in Les's was fun though, like, not the greatest exp in the world but it was pleasant to be there. I love Moscovia and being on the maps was purdy awesome. So is the music. We ran into a 99hwiz there and an afkmist. Just those two. Someday I will bring my beloved Toki there and we will have an epic adventure. I'm stuck again on where to level scholar. SOLO GOD DAMN IT, FUCKING SOLO. But alas, no 90 = no WoE, sad times-sad times have befallen me. Indeed. But valk has been fucking awesome, even if its full of bots and delicious nubcakes its seriously refreshing to actually see other sprites moving around the fucking screen. Me, sis, and Dave were on the skeleton quest. MY SISTER AND I WERE NOT allowed to move though due to our incessant need to die. -3%. I have experienced much death this past week. My swordie leveled up! She's actually like 24 now but I didn't screenie that one. Yay Kitara! She's going to be a superosm knight someday! But it had been decided that she was not enough. You are not enough, Kitara. btw i love avatar : the last airbender and i look forward to the movie. ohman, cant wait. (^з^)~ Since Kitara was not enough (she was actually) I made something new. I am King of Novice Hill. I like King of the Hill, love it, watch it every night before bedtime. She was destined to become a mage, I actually have a novice on Chaos who bears the same name but has never held my attention. This novice is spell, though. Er...special, not spell. Haha...jobchange on valk is notsofun. Walking everywhere is a pain in the ass and reminds me of when I first started to play. Oh, the memories. Except now there are DBs and BBs for his and her pleasure all over the place. It was cool to see people walking from Prontera to Geffen though. Even if it's not outta choice, it's...different. Bro, did you know it was a mage manager npc?! I was shocked. Like I had never heard or read about this NPC but she tells you all kinds of stuff that I already knew but still...free job levels and base levels! I got to 16/10 for free basically, then I tried to continue on with her quest which lead me to Morroc and...got very angry at her. What a stupid quest that does not appear in my quest window and takes forever only to anger me. But thats ok. We made a party with new people, super super new people who used up alot of their sp leading us to die alot. D: It's ok though. Everything is ok. I taught them of the skeleton exp quest and went on my merry way. hi2ulevel. That's my bro up there on his hunter! He finally got hunter (his first second class character!) and he's been excited as hell about it! He helped us kill more skeles and junk, it was nice 'cause he kept junk off me so oidk i could actually cast! I think I like it there because its more of a challenge, too. If I were on Chaos I'd probably have been a wizard the same day I made her, but on valk it feels more laid back for me. I can relax. I don't have gears, I don't have zeny, I'm playing with nothing and enjoying it, while still possessing the option to play with the big kids on Chaos when I want to. We even made a nub guild to throw our characters into xD My sis lent us the zennies for an emperium and I made a superquick emblem for us. We were debating for like ever for a guild name until we narrowed it down to the final two and thanks to the lucky flip of a coin my choice won! After skeles got boring (I failed alot) we moved on to things I could kill! Stuff really just spawned too much in the caves for me to cast even level 1 FB. >__<;; It was a nice experiance though, I think I may have actually learned something. Metalings are still scary as well since my magic does not always kill them in a single hit but David punches them with his magic mace of doom if they decide to chase me. Celebration. Einbroch is foggy...muggy....the air is bad for your heath. It still makes for pretty screenie.

Sniping From Behind September 2, 2009

Evony is having persistant connection errors which has caused the price of food to skyrocket in price! Oh god, how will I feed my troops now? Well you see my friend, level 5 npcs = food. I have been farming those yummy NPCs with an alliance member who I've also created some NPCs for. He reallyreally seems to like our alliance and was zomgexcited when he was promoted to Officer along with David&I. I thought it was kind of cute that he was so excited. :] But whats this?! Some kid from a bigbad alliance ported right next to us and is farming our NPCs. Now my alliance member/neighbor wants to war with the dude but I am reluctant to (mostly because I think me and the alliance member is actually farming the same ones and not realizing it). But if we don't war, wtf is the point of playing the game? Building up pixelated cities just to stare at them?! That is madness. And this is new Quarantine mode at Twin Towers. Hello bloodred sky. That's my knife, see it there? I kill zombies with it. That is a bloody door and my zombie hands for killing humans with. No one is safe. I learned zombies can swim too! It's cool 'cause when humans fall in the water we die :D Zombies get to live....and climb up stuff to catch humans again! That's the other new Quarantine mode in....uh, idk what that map is called but I call it China Town. It could possibly be called that too. The new maps make it so hard to hide, but humans can still survive so it's fun to play. :] Of course you have the people who complain that it is unfairomgQQnerfshitmoreplz because you cannot satisfy anyone on a free online game. Ever. That is the world we live in. I got shot by dumb humans who should have ran from me instead. D: That is actually David playing normal mode and sniping between someones leg 8D That is called keeping your teammate safe from standing behind them. Literally. I gotta work on my scholar(duh). I gotta work on my gypsy. I don't wanna WoE again until I am in the 90s for atleast one of them. Filed under Combat Arms

Can I touch your TaTas? September 1, 2009

Look. Hurry. Quick. id3 leveling. BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT? I WAS THERE. I TOOK SCREENIES. AND HERE THEY ARE. I like glacial hearts. I have collected many in my ice cold adventures. mapglitch? o__o; Or blood map. I also collect white herbs for pot making. I want all of them for my alchemist. I like making normal pots for leveling purposes. MY SUCCESS RATE IS ACTUALLY QUITE NICE. notrly. Me and David actually made it into a party. Previously we hated them for their incessant need to mob the entire map and constantly KS us, then claim to report us for KSing them, then continuing to KS us. This event brought out the worst in people. But that is ok. David was good at dragging alot of stuff in our party! xD He was nicknamed "Suicide Mobber". I liked the party we were in, those guys were pretty awesome and changed how I felt about parties there. Boom boom. HELLO 99~! ...after what felt like FOREVER in id3! ^O^ I headed to Anubies to do it because me&mybb spent lots of time there when he was still hunter and I but a wee priestling and leveled together because...we were (are?) leveling partners? D: Oh my, how times have changed. My favoritefavorite guildie also came too! :] I was also allowed to join the 99 HP club despite the fact I sortamissed the screenie. haigaiz. Oh happy days. I don't want job 70. Ever. ....well, maybe when renewal hits or is closer to hitting. Only because if I get it I won't play HPbb no more and I don't want that. :[ iluhpbb. ♥ BUT THERE WAS STILL MUCH WORK TO DO! Gotta get David into stalker!! And I must also obtain my guild exp. Holy Light !! I will earn my coveted guild title so I am not kicked again! >:O First death. :D ...second death. Oh my, what a big mob you have. It was the Gazettis that ruined it. I fucking hate Gazettis. p(`O´*) GRATS ON 99! Really. It happened. +______+ I saw two prettyprettynice RoStory people there too! HELLO TO YOU IF YOU HAPPEN TO READ THIS, and gratsgrats on all your levels & 99!!!! :D Mmm...books. My scholar would love it there. Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee trans! He wanted it immediately because he wants a new main for WoE! :D Then off to level with my giftpetdeviruchi who still needs a cute name that starts with "E". Gift pets get named after or first-letter-starting-with the name of the nice person who gifted me a nice pet! Hooray! My poor devi needs a name, for my brother and bf were unable to think of anything. It must be cute but deadly. Eli Eden Eliot (makes me think of Scrubs...) Elsie Enzo (makes me think of ReBoot) Eve Evie Mmm...those are more cute than deadly. Sad times. Maybe I should pick a "C" name? Don't worry, someday you will have a name my friend. Wow, wtf was I talking about? Oh, right, Dark Frames were ok until unwanted things suspiciously began to spawn on us. A guildmate was superosm and cleared it out for us, though. :] Stalkers are qtpies, especially when they grab their crotch. Gosh. Hot. Totally. His hair is ugly though. :[ I think he said he wants to change it....I has supplies for that. Boomboom Anubies! Suki is my least favorite mercenary. I hate you. I haven't slept good lately because I thought today was the last day for the event so I messed up my sleep schedule. And whats this? Extended event plus more exp. I'm so sick of being in id3 ;__; I love the event, but gosh...so much is sickening. I  HAVE HAD TOO MUCH AND I WOULD NOT LIKE ANYMORE, PLEASE, SIR. But these levels. They will  not get themselves. Plus it's a good event for other people, and I like other people. They smell pleasant. Next up on the list is scholar. I don't care about 99 since I don't know what 3rd class scholar looks like or what it does. Looks are important, for I demand cuteness. The skills could possibly be out but I don't care enough to look. I just want to level and survive better in WoE. Oh, and stop clicking the wrong fucking skills. That would be super nice. I just need more experience. Actual experience playing. I can't wait to see Jennifer's Body. I CAN'T WAIT. I don't wait to wait. Megan Fox is hot. And it's a horror movie. Perfect. Perfection. I'm tired now, goodnight.

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